Page 2 of 5

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: November 3rd, 2011, 12:42 am
by coach_kelly
Donkey punch. That is all.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 4th, 2011, 11:57 pm
by coach_kelly
Brian Kelly will guide us through our horrendously difficult schedule next year and you will all be kissing his ass.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 4th, 2011, 11:58 pm
by coach_kelly
Brian Kelly will be the winningest coach in Notre Dame history.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 12:02 am
by coach_kelly
Brian Kelly has given out awards for outstanding members of this years team. He has also donkey punched players that weren't recruited by him and performed sub-par.

Man'ti Teo I'm looking at you asshole. You interpret one comment the wrong way and you quit on your team in the last few games. 'm glad you won't be back douche. No one needs a prima donna overrated linebacker on their team. Man'ti Teo is the most overrated player in Notre Dame history.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 12:07 am
by coach_kelly
The other 3 active members of this forum (algoldenhomer, coachespn, and dabrenglishlanguagefail) are self-declared pussies afraid of success.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 3:46 am
by coachcft
7 posts in a row Dude? 7?! You're talking to yourself.

Since you dont bet, why dont you agree to meet at a game next year and try debating me at your tailgater and when that fails, donkey punching me? Dont worry, I'll come alone.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 9:21 pm
by coach_kelly
I'll be the short bald guy in a ND snuggie.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 11:10 pm
by coach_kelly
After our triumph over FSU Brian Kelly will be 13-4 after a rough 4-5 start. Building a program? I would say yes.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 5th, 2011, 11:11 pm
by coach_kelly
The donkey punch is an effective form of communication.

Fact.

Re: Brian Kelly Fact Sheet

PostPosted: December 6th, 2011, 3:42 am
by coach_kelly
Brian Kelly has gained the support of more Notre Dame fans in the day since you have checked this thread.

Fact.